AY! I'm not fat! I'm BIG BONED!

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Artist: Konako

I'm sure everyone knows who I am and knows everything about MAH life story but in case some of yew fags don't, I'll tell yew about how awesome I am.

I'm Eric Theodore Cartman.

I'm better than everyone in this stupidass town.

I'm not fat AT ALL.

I'm WAAAAAAY smarter than Kahl.

I'm not a pussy like Stan.

I'm way hotter than Kinny.

I am NOT The Coon, though I wish I was.

*supportive of all Cartman pairings*

If yew seriouslah have something to say, it better be good. This better be good.

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