AY! I'm not fat! I'm BIG BONED!
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I'm sure everyone knows who I am and knows everything about MAH life story but in case some of yew fags don't, I'll tell yew about how awesome I am.
I'm Eric Theodore Cartman.
I'm better than everyone in this stupidass town.
I'm not fat AT ALL.
I'm WAAAAAAY smarter than Kahl.
I'm not a pussy like Stan.
I'm way hotter than Kinny.
I am NOT The Coon, though I wish I was.
*supportive of all Cartman pairings*
If yew seriouslah have something to say, it better be good.
This better be good.
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